I’ve lost my phone number – Can I have yours?
You’re right where you belong, behind me!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Your lucky number is 323795140268. Watch for it everywhere.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Parents: Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without their money
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
Free Tibet! (With purchase of a 44-oz drink)
I respect your opinion; I just don’t want to hear it
I’m having an out-of-money experience
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